Lewis Carroll. The hunting of the Snark
0. Lewis Carroll. The hunting of the Snark

1. an Agony in Eight Fits



2. PREFACE 

     If - and the thing  is  wildly  possible  -  the  charge  of  writing
nonsense  were  ever  brought  against  the  author  of  this  brief   but
instructive poem, it would be based, I feel convinced,  on  the  line  (in
p.4)
     "Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes."
     In view of this painful possibility, I will not (as I  might)  appeal
indignantly to my other writings as a proof that I am incapable of such  a
deed: I will not (as I might) point to the strong moral  purpose  of  this
poem itself, to the arithmetical principles so  cautiously  inculcated  in
it, or to its noble teachings in Natural History - I will  take  the  more
prosaic course of simply explaining how it happened.
     The Bellman, who was almost  morbidly  sensitive  about  appearances,
used  to  have  the  bowsprit  unshipped  once  or  twice  a  week  to  be
revarnished, and it more than  once  happened,  when  the  time  came  for
replacing it, that no one on board could remember which end of the ship it
belonged to. They knew it was not of the slightest use to  appeal  to  the
Bellman about it - he would only refer to his Naval Code, and read out  in
pathetic tones Admiralty Instructions which none of  them  had  ever  been
able to understand - so it generally  ended  in  its  being  fastened  on,
anyhow, across the rudder. The helmsman used to stand by with tears in his
eyes; he knew it was all wrong, but alas! Rule 42 of  the  Code,  "No  one
shall speak to the Man at the Helm", had been  completed  by  the  Bellman
himself with the words "and the Man at the Helm shall speak to no one." So
remonstrance was impossible, and no steering could be done till  the  next
varnishing day. During these bewildering intervals the ship usually sailed
backwards.
     As this poem is  to  some  extent  connected  with  the  lay  of  the
Jabberwock, let me take this opportunity of answering a question that  has
often been asked me, how to pronounce "slithy toves." The "i" in  "slithy"
is long, as in "writhe"; and "toves" is pronounced so  as  to  rhyme  with
"groves." Again, the first "o" in "borogoves" is pronounced like  the  "o"
in "borrow." I have heard people try to give it the sound of  the  "o"  in
"worry. Such is Human Perversity.
     This also seems a fitting occasion to notice the other hard works  in
that poem. Humpty-Dumpty's theory, of two meanings packed  into  one  word
like a portmanteau, seems to me the right explanation for all.
     For instance, take the two words "fuming" and "furious." Make up your
mind that you will say both words, but leave it unsettled which  you  will
say first. Now open your mouth and speak. If your thoughts incline ever so
little towards "fuming," you will say "fuming-furious;" if they  turn,  by
even a hair's breadth, towards "furious," you will  say  "furious-fuming;"
but if you have the rarest of gifts, a perfectly balanced mind,  you  will
say "frumious."
     Supposing that, when Pistol uttered the well-known words -
     "Under which king, Bezonian? Speak or die!"
     Justice Shallow had felt  certain  that  it  was  either  William  or
Richard, but had not been able to settle  which,  so  that  he  could  not
possibly say either name before the other, can it be doubted that,  rather
than die, he would have gasped out "Rilchiam!"



3. Fit the First       THE LANDING


          "Just the place for a Snark!" the Bellman cried,
               As he landed his crew with care;
          Supporting each man on the top of the tide
               By a finger entwined in his hair.

          "Just the place for a Snark!  I have said it twice:
               That alone should encourage the crew.
          Just the place for a Snark!  I have said it thrice:
               What i tell you three times is true."

          The crew was complete: it included a Boots -
               A maker of Bonnets and Hoods -
          A Barrister, brought to arrange their disputes -
               And a Broker, to value their goods.

          A Billiard-maker, whose skill was immense,
               Might perhaps have won more than his share -
          But a Banker, engaged at enormous expense,
               Had the whole of their cash in his care.

          There was also a Beaver, that paced on the deck,
               Or would sit making lace in the bow:
          And had often (the Bellman said) saved them from wreck,
               Though none of the sailors knew how.

          There was one who was famed for the number of things
               He forgot when he entered the ship:
          His umbrella, his watch, all his jewels and rings,
               And the clothes he had bought for the trip.

          He had forty-two boxes, all carefully packed,
               With his name painted clearly on each:
          But, since he omitted to mention the fact,
               They were all left behind on the beach.

          The loss of his clothes hardly mattered, because
               He had seven coats on when he came,
          With three pairs of boots - but the worst of it was,
               He had wholly forgotten his name.

          He would answer to "Hi!" or to any loud cry,
               Such as "Fry me!" or "Fritter my wig!"
          To "What-you-may-call-um!" or "What-was-his-name!"
               But especially "Thing-um-a-jig!"

          While, for those who preferred a more forcible word,
               He had different names from these:
          His intimate friends called him "Candle-ends,"
               And his enemies "Toasted-cheese."

          "His form in ungainly - his intellect small - "
               (So the Bellman would often remark)
          "But his courage is perfect!  And that, after all,
               Is the thing that one needs with a Snark."

          He would joke with hyenas, returning their stare
               With an impudent wag of the head:
          And he once went a walk, paw-in-paw, with a bear,
               "Just to keep up its spirits," he said.

          He came as a Baker: but owned, when too late -
               And it drove the poor Bellman half-mad -
          He could only bake Bridecake - for which, I may state,
               No materials were to be had.

          The last of the crew needs especial remark,
               Though he looked an incredible dunce:
          He had just one idea - but, that one being "Snark,"
               The good Bellman engaged him at once.

          He came as a Butcher: but gravely declared,
               When the ship had been sailing a week,
          He could only kill Beavers.  The Bellman looked scared,
               And was almost too frightened to speak:

          But at length he explained, in a tremulous tone,
               There was only one Beaver on board;
          And that was a tame one he had of his own,
               Whose death would be deeply deplored.

          The Beaver, who happened to hear the remark,
               Protested, with tears in its eyes,
          That not even the rapture of hunting the Snark
               Could atone for that dismal surprise!

          It strongly advised that the Butcher should be
               Conveyed in a separate ship:
          But the Bellman declared that would never agree
               With the plans he had made for the trip:

          Navigation was always a difficult art,
               Though with only one ship and one bell:
          And he feared he must really decline, for his part,
               Undertaking another as well.

          The Beaver's best course was, no doubt, to procure
               A second-hand dagger-proof coat -
          So the Baker advised it -  and next, to insure
               Its life in some Office of note:

          This the Banker suggested, and offered for hire
               (On moderate terms), or for sale,
          Two excellent Policies, one Against Fire,
               And one Against Damage From Hail.

          Yet still, ever after that sorrowful day,
               Whenever the Butcher was by,
          The Beaver kept looking the opposite way,
               And appeared unaccountably shy.



4. Fit the Second      THE BELLMAN'S SPEECH


          The Bellman himself they all praised to the skies -
               Such a carriage, such ease and such grace!
          Such solemnity, too!  One could see he was wise,
               The moment one looked in his face!

          He had bought a large map representing the sea,
               Without the least vestige of land:
          And the crew were much pleased when they found it to be
               A map they could all understand.

          "What's the good of Mercator's North Poles and Equators,
               Tropics, Zones, and Meridian Lines?"
          So the Bellman would cry: and the crew would reply
               "They are merely conventional signs!

          "Other maps are such shapes, with their islands and capes!
               But we've got our brave Captain to thank:
          (So the crew would protest) "that he's bought us the best -
               A perfect and absolute blank!"

          This was charming, no doubt; but they shortly found out
               That the Captain they trusted so well
          Had only one notion for crossing the ocean,
               And that was to tingle his bell.

          He was thoughtful and grave - but the orders he gave
               Were enough to bewilder a crew.
          When he cried "Steer to starboard, but keep her head larboard!"
               What on earth was the helmsman to do?

          Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes:
               A thing, as the Bellman remarked,
          That frequently happens in tropical climes,
               When a vessel is, so to speak, "snarked."

          But the principal failing occurred in the sailing,
               And the Bellman, perplexed and distressed,
          Said he had hoped, at least, when the wind blew due East,
               That the ship would not travel due West!

          But the danger was past - they had landed at last,
               With their boxes, portmanteaus, and bags:
          Yet at first sight the crew were not pleased with the view,
               Which consisted to chasms and crags.

          The Bellman perceived that their spirits were low,
               And repeated in musical tone
          Some jokes he had kept for a season of woe -
               But the crew would do nothing but groan.

          He served out some grog with a liberal hand,
               And bade them sit down on the beach:
          And they could not but own that their Captain looked grand,
               As he stood and delivered his speech.

          "Friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me your ears!"
               (They were all of them fond of quotations:
          So they drank to his health, and they gave him three cheers,
               While he served out additional rations).

          "We have sailed many months, we have sailed many weeks,
               (Four weeks to the month you may mark),
          But never as yet ('tis your Captain who speaks)
               Have we caught the least glimpse of a Snark!

          "We have sailed many weeks, we have sailed many days,
               (Seven days to the week I allow),
          But a Snark, on the which we might lovingly gaze,
               We have never beheld till now!

          "Come, listen, my men, while I tell you again
               The five unmistakable marks
          By which you may know, wheresoever you go,
               The warranted genuine Snarks.

          "Let us take them in order.  The first is the taste,
               Which is meager and hollow, but crisp:
          Like a coat that is rather too tight in the waist,
               With a flavor of Will-o-the-wisp.

          "Its habit of getting up late you'll agree
               That it carries too far, when I say
          That it frequently breakfasts at five-o'clock tea,
               And dines on the following day.

          "The third is its slowness in taking a jest.
               Should you happen to venture on one,
          It will sigh like a thing that is deeply distressed:
               And it always looks grave at a pun.

          "The fourth is its fondness for bathing-machines,
               Which is constantly carries about,
          And believes that they add to the beauty of scenes -
               A sentiment open to doubt.

          "The fifth is ambition.  It next will be right
               To describe each particular batch:
          Distinguishing those that have feathers, and bite,
               And those that have whiskers, and scratch.

          "For, although common Snarks do no manner of harm,
               Yet, I feel it my duty to say,
          Some are Boojums - " The Bellman broke off in alarm,
               For the Baker had fainted away.



5. Fit the Third       THE BAKER'S TALE


          They roused him with muffins - they roused him with ice -
               They roused him with mustard and cress -
          They roused him with jam and judicious advice -
               They set him conundrums to guess.

          When at length he sat up and was able to speak,
               His sad story he offered to tell;
          And the Bellman cried "Silence!  Not even a shriek!"
               And excitedly tingled his bell.

          There was silence supreme!  Not a shriek, not a scream,
               Scarcely even a howl or a groan,
          As the man they called "Ho!" told his story of woe
               In an antediluvian tone.

          "My father and mother were honest, though poor - "
               "Skip all that!" cried the Bellman in haste.
          "If it once becomes dark, there's no chance of a Snark -
               We have hardly a minute to waste!"

          "I skip forty years," said the Baker, in tears,
               "And proceed without further remark
          To the day when you took me aboard of your ship
               To help you in hunting the Snark.

          "A dear uncle of mine (after whom I was named)
               Remarked, when I bade him farewell - "
          "Oh, skip your dear uncle!" the Bellman exclaimed,
               As he angrily tingled his bell.

          "He remarked to me then," said that mildest of men,
               " 'If your Snark be a Snark, that is right:
          Fetch it home by all means - you may serve it with greens,
               And it's handy for striking a light.

          " 'You may seek it with thimbles - and seek it with care;
               You may hunt it with forks and hope;
          You may threaten its life with a railway-share;
               You may charm it with smiles and soap - ' "

          ("That's exactly the method," the Bellman bold
               In a hasty parenthesis cried,
          "That's exactly the way I have always been told
               That the capture of Snarks should be tried!")

          " 'But oh, beamish nephew, beware of the day,
               If your Snark be a Boojum!  For then
          You will softly and suddenly vanish away,
               And never be met with again!'

          "It is this, it is this that oppresses my soul,
               When I think of my uncle's last words:
          And my heart is like nothing so much as a bowl
               Brimming over with quivering curds!

          "It is this, it is this - " "We have had that before!"
               The Bellman indignantly said.
          And the Baker replied "Let me say it once more.
               It is this, it is this that I dread!

          "I engage with the Snark - every night after dark -
               In a dreamy delirious fight:
          I serve it with greens in those shadowy scenes,
               And I use it for striking a light:

          "But if ever I meet with a Boojum, that day,
               In a moment (of this I am sure),
          I shall softly and suddenly vanish away -
               And the notion I cannot endure!"



6. Fit the fourth      THE HUNTING


          The Bellman looked uffish, and wrinkled his brow.
               "If only you'd spoken before!
          It's excessively awkward to mention it now,
               With the Snark, so to speak, at the door!

          "We should all of us grieve, as you well may believe,
               If you never were met with again -
          But surely, my man, when the voyage began,
               You might have suggested it then?

          "It's excessively awkward to mention it now -
               As I think I've already remarked."
          And the man they called "Hi!" replied, with a sigh,
               "I informed you the day we embarked.

          "You may charge me with murder - or want of sense -
               (We are all of us weak at times):
          But the slightest approach to a false pretense
               Was never among my crimes!

          "I said it in Hebrew - I said it in Dutch -
               I said it in German and Greek:
          But I wholly forgot (and it vexes me much)
               That English is what you speak!"

          "'Tis a pitiful tale," said the Bellman, whose face
               Had grown longer at every word:
          "But, now that you've stated the whole of your case,
               More debate would be simply absurd.

          "The rest of my speech" (he explained to his men)
               "You shall hear when I've leisure to speak it.
          But the Snark is at hand, let me tell you again!
               'Tis your glorious duty to seek it!

          "To seek it with thimbles, to seek it with care;
               To pursue it with forks and hope;
          To threaten its life with a railway-share;
               To charm it with smiles and soap!

          "For the Snark's a peculiar creature, that won't
               Be caught in a commonplace way.
          Do all that you know, and try all that you don't:
               Not a chance must be wasted to-day!

          "For England expects - I forbear to proceed:
               'Tis a maxim tremendous, but trite:
          And you'd best be unpacking the things that you need
               To rig yourselves out for the fight."

          Then the Banker endorsed a blank check (which he crossed),
               And changed his loose silver for notes.
          The Baker with care combed his whiskers and hair,
               And shook the dust out of his coats.

          The Boots and the Broker were sharpening a spade -
               Each working the grindstone in turn:
          But the Beaver went on making lace, and displayed
               No interest in the concern:

          Though the Barrister tried to appeal to its pride,
               And vainly proceeded to cite
          A number of cases, in which making laces
               Had been proved an infringement of right.

          The maker of Bonnets ferociously planned
               A novel arrangement of bows:
          While the Billiard-marker with quivering hand
               Was chalking the tip of his nose.

          But the Butcher turned nervous, and dressed himself fine,
               With yellow kid gloves and a ruff -
          Said he felt it exactly like going to dine,
               Which the Bellman declared was all "stuff."

          "Introduce me, now there's a good fellow," he said,
               "If we happen to meet it together!"
          And the Bellman, sagaciously nodding his head,
               Said "That must depend on the weather."

          The Beaver went simply galumphing about,
               At seeing the Butcher so shy:
          And even the Baker, though stupid and stout,
               Made an effort to wink with one eye.

          "Be a man!" said the Bellman in wrath, as he heard
               The Butcher beginning to sob.
          "Should we meet with a Jubjub, that desperate bird,
               We shall need all our strength for the job!"



7. Fit the Fifth       THE BEAVER'S LESSON


          They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
               They pursued it with forks and hope;
          They threatened its life with a railway-share;
               They charmed it with smiles and soap.

          Then the Butcher contrived an ingenious plan
               For making a separate sally;
          And fixed on a spot unfrequented by man,
               A dismal and desolate valley.

          But the very same plan to the Beaver occurred:
               It had chosen the very same place:
          Yet neither betrayed, by a sign or a word,
               The disgust that appeared in his face.

          Each thought he was thinking of nothing but "Snark"
               And the glorious work of the day;
          And each tried to pretend that he did not remark
               That the other was going that way.

          But the valley grew narrow and narrower still,
               And the evening got darker and colder,
          Till (merely from nervousness, not from goodwill)
               They marched along shoulder to shoulder.

          Then a scream, shrill and high, rent the shuddering sky,
               And they knew that some danger was near:
          The Beaver turned pale to the tip of its tail,
               And even the Butcher felt queer.

          He thought of his childhood, left far far behind -
               That blissful and innocent state -
          The sound so exactly recalled to his mind
               A pencil that squeaks on a slate!

          "'Tis the voice of the Jubjub!" he suddenly cried.
               (This man, that they used to call "Dunce.")
          "As the Bellman would tell you," he added with pride,
               "I have uttered that sentiment once.

          "'Tis the note of the Jubjub! Keep count, I entreat;
               You will find I have told it you twice.
          'Tis the song of the Jubjub! The proof is complete,
               If only I've stated it thrice."

          The Beaver had counted with scrupulous care,
               Attending to every word:
          But it fairly lost heart, and outgrabe in despair,
               When the third repetition occurred.

          It felt that, in spite of all possible pains,
               It had somehow contrived to lose count,
          And the only thing now was to rack its poor brains
               By reckoning up the amount.

          "Two added to one - if that could but be done,"
               It said, "with one's fingers and thumbs!"
          Recollecting with tears how, in earlier years,
               It had taken no pains with its sums.

          "The thing can be done," said the Butcher, "I think.
               The thing must be done, I am sure.
          The thing shall be done!  Bring me paper and ink,
               The best there is time to procure."

          The Beaver brought paper,portfolio, pens,
               And ink in unfailing supplies:
          While strange creepy creatures came out of their dens,
               And watched them with wondering eyes.

          So engrossed was the Butcher, he heeded them not,
               As he wrote with a pen in each hand,
          And explained all the while in a popular style
               Which the Beaver could well understand.

          "Taking Three as the subject to reason about -
               A convenient number to state -
          We add Seven, and Ten, and then multiply out
               By One Thousand diminished by Eight.

          "The result we proceed to divide, as you see,
               By Nine Hundred and Ninety Two:
          Then subtract Seventeen, and the answer must be
               Exactly and perfectly true.

          "The method employed I would gladly explain,
               While I have it so clear in my head,
          If I had but the time and you had but the brain -
               But much yet remains to be said.

          "In one moment I've seen what has hitherto been
               Enveloped in absolute mystery,
          And without extra charge I will give you at large
               A Lesson in Natural History."

          In his genial way he proceeded to say
               (Forgetting all laws of propriety,
          And that giving instruction, without introduction,
               Would have caused quite a thrill in Society),

          "As to temper the Jubjub's a desperate bird,
               Since it lives in perpetual passion:
          Its taste in costume is entirely absurd -
               It is ages ahead of the fashion:

          "But it knows any friend it has met once before:
               It never will look at a bride:
          And in charity-meetings it stands at the door,
               And collects - though it does not subscribe.

          " Its flavor when cooked is more exquisite far
               Than mutton, or oysters, or eggs:
          (Some think it keeps best in an ivory jar,
               And some, in mahogany kegs:)

          "You boil it in sawdust: you salt it in glue:
               You condense it with locusts and tape:
          Still keeping one principal object in view -
               To preserve its symmetrical shape."

          The Butcher would gladly have talked till next day,
               But he felt that the lesson must end,
          And he wept with delight in attempting to say
               He considered the Beaver his friend.

          While the Beaver confessed, with affectionate looks
               More eloquent even than tears,
          It had learned in ten minutes far more than all books
               Would have taught it in seventy years.

          They returned hand-in-hand, and the Bellman, unmanned
               (For a moment) with noble emotion,
          Said "This amply repays all the wearisome days
               We have spent on the billowy ocean!"

          Such friends, as the Beaver and Butcher became,
               Have seldom if ever been known;
          In winter or summer, 'twas always the same -
               You could never meet either alone.

          And when quarrels arose - as one frequently finds
               Quarrels will, spite of every endeavor -
          The song of the Jubjub recurred to their minds,
               And cemented their friendship for ever!



8. Fit the Sixth       THE BARRISTER'S DREAM


          They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
               They pursued it with forks and hope;
          They threatened its life with a railway-share;
               They charmed it with smiles and soap.

          But the Barrister, weary of proving in vain
               That the Beaver's lace-making was wrong,
          Fell asleep, and in dreams saw the creature quite plain
               That his fancy had dwelt on so long.

          He dreamed that he stood in a shadowy Court,
               Where the Snark, with a glass in its eye,
          Dressed in gown, bands, and wig, was defending a pig
               On the charge of deserting its sty.

          The Witnesses proved, without error or flaw,
               That the sty was deserted when found:
          And the Judge kept explaining the state of the law
               In a soft under-current of sound.

          The indictment had never been clearly expressed,
               And it seemed that the Snark had begun,
          And had spoken three hours, before any one guessed
               What the pig was supposed to have done.

          The Jury had each formed a different view
               (Long before the indictment was read),
          And they all spoke at once, so that none of them knew
               One word that the others had said.

          "You must know - - " said the Judge: but the Snark
                                                   exclaimed "Fudge!"
               That statute is obsolete quite!
          Let me tell you, my friends, the whole question depends
               On an ancient manorial right.

          "In the matter of Treason the pig would appear
               To have aided, but scarcely abetted:
          While the charge of Insolvency fails, it is clear,
               If you grant the plea 'never indebted.'

          "The fact of Desertion I will not dispute;
               But its guilt, as I trust, is removed
          (So far as related to the costs of this suit)
               By the Alibi which has been proved.

          "My poor client's fate now depends on you votes."
               Here the speaker sat down in his place,
          And directed the Judge to refer to his notes
               And briefly to sum up the case.

          But the Judge said he never had summed up before;
               So the Snark undertook it instead,
          And summed it so well that it came to far more
               Than the Witnesses ever had said!

          When the verdict was called for, the Jury declined,
               As the word was so puzzling to spell;
          But they ventured to hope that the Snark wouldn't mind
               Undertaking that duty as well.

          So the Snark found the verdict, although, as it owned,
               It was spent with the toils of the day:
          When it said the word "GUILTY!" the Jury all groaned,
               And some of them fainted away.

          Then the Snark pronounced sentence, the Judge being quite
               Too nervous to utter a word:
          When it rose to its feet, there was silence like night,
               And the fall of a pin might be heard.

          "Transportation for lift" was the sentence it gave,
               "And *then* to be fined forty pound."
          The Jury all cheered, though the Judge said he feared
               That the phrase was not legally sound.

          But their wild exultation was suddenly checked
               When the jailer informed them, with tears,
          Such a sentence would have not the slightest effect,
               As the pig had been dead for some years.

          The Judge left the Court, looking deeply disgusted:
               But the Snark, though a little aghast,
          As the lawyer to whom the defense was entrusted,
               Went bellowing on to the last.

          Thus the Barrister dreamed, while the bellowing seemed
               To grow every moment more clear:
          Till he woke to the knell of a furious bell,
               Which the Bellman rang close at his ear.



9. Fit the Seventh     THE BANKER'S FATE


          They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
               They pursued it with forks and hope;
          They threatened its life with a railway-share;
               They charmed it with smiles and soap.

          And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
               It was matter for general remark,
          Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
               In his zeal to discover the Snark

          But while he was seeking with thimbles and care,
               A Bandersnatch swiftly drew nigh
          And grabbed at the Banker, who shrieked in despair,
               For he knew it was useless to fly.

          He offered large discount - he offered a check
               (Drawn "to bearer") for seven-pounds-ten:
          But the Bandersnatch merely extended its neck
               And grabbed at the Banker again.

          Without rest or pause - while those frumious jaws
               Went savagely snapping around-
          He skipped and he hopped, and he floundered and flopped,
               Till fainting he fell to the ground.

          The Bandersnatch fled as the others appeared
               Led on by that fear-stricken yell:
          And the Bellman remarked "It is just as I feared!"
               And solemnly tolled on his bell.

          He was black in the face, and they scarcely could trace
               The least likeness to what he had been:
          While so great was his fright that his waistcoat turned white-
               A wonderful thing to be seen!

          To the horror of all who were present that day.
               He uprose in full evening dress,
          And with senseless grimaces endeavored to say
               What his tongue could no longer express.

          Down he sank in a chair - ran his hands through his hair -
               And chanted in mimsiest tones
          Words whose utter inanity proved his insanity,
               While he rattled a couple of bones.

          "Leave him here to his fate - it is getting so late!"
               The Bellman exclaimed in a fright.
          "We have lost half the day.  Any further delay,
               And we sha'nt catch a Snark before night!"



10. Fit the Eighth      THE VANISHING


          They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
               They pursued it with forks and hope;
          They threatened its life with a railway-share;
               They charmed it with smiles and soap.

          They shuddered to think that the chase might fail,
               And the Beaver, excited at last,
          Went bounding along on the tip of its tail,
               For the daylight was nearly past.

          "There is Thingumbob shouting!" the Bellman said,
               "He is shouting like mad, only hark!
          He is waving his hands, he is wagging his head,
               He has certainly found a Snark!"

          They gazed in delight, while the Butcher exclaimed
               "He was always a desperate wag!"
          They beheld him - their Baker - their hero unnamed -
               On the top of a neighboring crag.

          Erect and sublime, for one moment of time.
               In the next, that wild figure they saw
          (As if stung by a spasm) plunge into a chasm,
               While they waited and listened in awe.

          "It's a Snark!" was the sound that first came to their ears,
               And seemed almost too good to be true.
          Then followed a torrent of laughter and cheers:
               Then the ominous words "It's a Boo-"

          Then, silence.  Some fancied they heard in the air
               A weary and wandering sigh
          Then sounded like "-jum!" but the others declare
               It was only a breeze that went by.

          They hunted till darkness came on, but they found
               Not a button, or feather, or mark,
          By which they could tell that they stood on the ground
               Where the Baker had met with the Snark.

          In the midst of the word he was trying to say,
               In the midst of his laughter and glee,
          He had softly and suddenly vanished away- -
               For the Snark *was* a Boojum, you see.


11. THE END 

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